I have a problem

I'm Allison and I enjoy music festivals and large bodies of water

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon, via pizzaxtacos)

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres, via johnnydeppismyotherlover)

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(Source: crayola-colored-skeletons, via totsailor)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via totsailor)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

(via totsailor)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

(via iturnheaddzzz)