I have a problem

I'm Allison and I enjoy music festivals and large bodies of water


when people ask you personal questions


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You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

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Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

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Aztec priest:nice nice, so you a virgin?


danny’s dick game was so strong

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